2013年11月11日星期一
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How to survive sydney in 10 easy steps Visiting brisbanites may find that the
sydney harbour bridge looks familiar.That because it was designed by john
bradfield, the same man who designed brisbane story bridge.In fact many leading
architects and engineers have described the harbour bridge as ``a lot like the
story bridge, except not crap the north shore Even if queenslanders could get
their heads around the harbour bridge, it would unlikely do them much good as
the bridge only goes to the north shore.Queenslanders are of course banned from
the north shore as it is feared that because the elders wear nothing but white
pants and gold jewellery it would be too easy for them to blend in with the
local population. Queensland being to the north of nsw depends on your personal
perspective.When the compass was invented, some wanker decided that north was at
the top and south was at the bottom.Who is to say that north really belongs
where the west is and south is where the east is.It is purely the inventor
ignorance of geography that decided the northern hemisphere was north.When
monkeys swing in trees with their tails, who is to say they are upside
down.Maybe they are right side up.So obviously north is no longer north, but
south. I take umbrage with your inclusion of the only nationally significant
cultural and social icon situated in the sydney metropolitan area.Of course i
mean the penruff leagues club(Aka panthers).This icon to architechural and
sporting extravaganza hosts facilities that would be unseen in nevada or dubai.
It is easy for trendoids who believe that kevin rudd was illegally stabbed in
the back by the evil red witch(Shades of et tu brute), or that Paul Keating was
the greatest PM ever, to find fault with hard working Aussies. Those who commute
to work from upmarket macdonaldtown or downmarket erskineville railway stations,
know little of the vicissitudes of life by commuting from far flung stations
such as emu plains, penruff or mt druitt.Inner city westies, predominately those
living in sin with their unwed partners in two or three storey restored
mansions, whilst working families are resigned to their housing commission homes
with little or Magnaholdings North Face
down jacket no services. This is typical of the politics one comes to
expect from tertiary educated blow-Ins from the university of melbourne who fled
refugee-Like from the kirner and bracks socialist governments and their police
service headed by a sexy female police chief commissioner.Next you complain
about drive-By shootings in merrylands, auburn or guildford, whilst ignoring 30
odd deaths related to the morans et al, or the trigger happy actions of their
coppers. Hey tassie.I read on crikey this arvo that the 2nd most visited tourist
destination down your way is a gallery dedicated to sex and its various
possibilities.It called mona.I have visited various monas in the past.So when
jooliar ups my dsp and tiger air stumps up with a $19 fare from syd to hba i be
down there.Did you realise hobart international airport is only 13 feet above
sea level and will be under water in 20 years?It also can take a380s coz your
runway aint long enough. (I had to look up hba iata code). Let hope joe next
exclusive is on hobart and/or tasmania.Oh my god, there would be hundreds and
hundreds of comments(Aka jokes).I only visited there once about 30+ years ago
when i was a student politician at a national conference in the middle of
winter.All the guys i bumped into at the local pub(With co2 burning wood
fires)Were dressed in bonza flannelette checked jackets.Hot hot hot! 5 Sydney
Football Stadium, the place to go when you only have a 50/50 chance of feeling
like a winner;The odds change after paying for food and drinks. 6 Stadium
Australia, the place to go when you want to see just what can be done with a
rubbish tip or remember when the trains ran on time 12 years ago for a few
weeks. 7 Centrepoint Tower, the place to go for fast food.The idea is eat your 3
course meal before the revolving restaurant makes a full revolution. 8 The
Horizon Building, the place Magnaholdings to go if you wish to
experience Redfern high rise living without the hassle. 9 Sydney Beaches, the
place to go to see a once in a life time shark attack or what comes out of storm
water drains. 10 Magnaholdings
Sale Panthers World of Entertainment, the place you end up when you
cross the Blue Mountains from the wrong side. Many queenslanders! (They always
make that a declaration)May have been puzzled by the crowd reactions to their
heroes last night in sydney, so i thought i better offer some clarification.
Cameron smith being booed-Blues fans actually get angry with how he constantly
gets away with throwing forward passes, it against the rules we sick of the refs
ignoring it. Billy slater being booed-He might be the best in the game, but
carrying on like a pork chop trying to milk penalties every time he tackled isn
a good look. Greg inglis being booed-His habit of being hyper aggressive with
the smaller http://www.babeloo.co.uk/ players but a
milksop against anyone his own size doesn impress us. The entire maroons team
being booed-Everyone hitting the deck acting as if they been pole-Axed whenever
there the lightest contact with the head(So the video ref can give a penalty)Has
become a qld art-Form.Keep doing it league will become like soccer.
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