2013年11月11日星期一

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How to survive sydney in 10 easy steps Visiting brisbanites may find that the sydney harbour bridge looks familiar.That because it was designed by john bradfield, the same man who designed brisbane story bridge.In fact many leading architects and engineers have described the harbour bridge as ``a lot like the story bridge, except not crap the north shore Even if queenslanders could get their heads around the harbour bridge, it would unlikely do them much good as the bridge only goes to the north shore.Queenslanders are of course banned from the north shore as it is feared that because the elders wear nothing but white pants and gold jewellery it would be too easy for them to blend in with the local population. Queensland being to the north of nsw depends on your personal perspective.When the compass was invented, some wanker decided that north was at the top and south was at the bottom.Who is to say that north really belongs where the west is and south is where the east is.It is purely the inventor ignorance of geography that decided the northern hemisphere was north.When monkeys swing in trees with their tails, who is to say they are upside down.Maybe they are right side up.So obviously north is no longer north, but south. I take umbrage with your inclusion of the only nationally significant cultural and social icon situated in the sydney metropolitan area.Of course i mean the penruff leagues club(Aka panthers).This icon to architechural and sporting extravaganza hosts facilities that would be unseen in nevada or dubai. It is easy for trendoids who believe that kevin rudd was illegally stabbed in the back by the evil red witch(Shades of et tu brute), or that Paul Keating was the greatest PM ever, to find fault with hard working Aussies. Those who commute to work from upmarket macdonaldtown or downmarket erskineville railway stations, know little of the vicissitudes of life by commuting from far flung stations such as emu plains, penruff or mt druitt.Inner city westies, predominately those living in sin with their unwed partners in two or three storey restored mansions, whilst working families are resigned to their housing commission homes with little or Magnaholdings North Face down jacket no services. This is typical of the politics one comes to expect from tertiary educated blow-Ins from the university of melbourne who fled refugee-Like from the kirner and bracks socialist governments and their police service headed by a sexy female police chief commissioner.Next you complain about drive-By shootings in merrylands, auburn or guildford, whilst ignoring 30 odd deaths related to the morans et al, or the trigger happy actions of their coppers. Hey tassie.I read on crikey this arvo that the 2nd most visited tourist destination down your way is a gallery dedicated to sex and its various possibilities.It called mona.I have visited various monas in the past.So when jooliar ups my dsp and tiger air stumps up with a $19 fare from syd to hba i be down there.Did you realise hobart international airport is only 13 feet above sea level and will be under water in 20 years?It also can take a380s coz your runway aint long enough. (I had to look up hba iata code). Let hope joe next exclusive is on hobart and/or tasmania.Oh my god, there would be hundreds and hundreds of comments(Aka jokes).I only visited there once about 30+ years ago when i was a student politician at a national conference in the middle of winter.All the guys i bumped into at the local pub(With co2 burning wood fires)Were dressed in bonza flannelette checked jackets.Hot hot hot! 5 Sydney Football Stadium, the place to go when you only have a 50/50 chance of feeling like a winner;The odds change after paying for food and drinks. 6 Stadium Australia, the place to go when you want to see just what can be done with a rubbish tip or remember when the trains ran on time 12 years ago for a few weeks. 7 Centrepoint Tower, the place to go for fast food.The idea is eat your 3 course meal before the revolving restaurant makes a full revolution. 8 The Horizon Building, the place Magnaholdings to go if you wish to experience Redfern high rise living without the hassle. 9 Sydney Beaches, the place to go to see a once in a life time shark attack or what comes out of storm water drains. 10 Magnaholdings Sale Panthers World of Entertainment, the place you end up when you cross the Blue Mountains from the wrong side. Many queenslanders! (They always make that a declaration)May have been puzzled by the crowd reactions to their heroes last night in sydney, so i thought i better offer some clarification. Cameron smith being booed-Blues fans actually get angry with how he constantly gets away with throwing forward passes, it against the rules we sick of the refs ignoring it. Billy slater being booed-He might be the best in the game, but carrying on like a pork chop trying to milk penalties every time he tackled isn a good look. Greg inglis being booed-His habit of being hyper aggressive with the smaller http://www.babeloo.co.uk/ players but a milksop against anyone his own size doesn impress us. The entire maroons team being booed-Everyone hitting the deck acting as if they been pole-Axed whenever there the lightest contact with the head(So the video ref can give a penalty)Has become a qld art-Form.Keep doing it league will become like soccer.